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Saturday, December 22, 2012

67 Open Source Replacements for Really Expensive Applications

Why spend thousands or even hundreds or thousands of dollars on a closed source application when you can get a comparable open source app for free? Even if you need commercial support, many open source programs now offer paid support that costs much less than the alternatives.
For this list, we looked for quality, open source alternatives to software that has a reputation for being expensive. Whenever possible, we included MSRPs for the expensive software, though in some cases, the pricing scheme is so complicated that it’s nearly impossible to pin down.
We published a similar list last year, and we’ve updated and expanded the list for 2011. If you have suggestions for next year’s list, feel free to note them in the comments section below.


Accounting

1. Edoceo Imperium Replaces QuickBooks Pro ($229.95), Sage Peachtree Complete Accounting 2011 ($254.99) Web-based Imperium combines some business management features like CRM and job tracking with a full-featured double-entry accounting package. It’s built in XHTML/CSS and JavaScript, and it integrates with Google Apps. Operating System: OS Independent

2. FrontAccounting Replaces QuickBooks Pro ($229.95), Sage Peachtree Complete Accounting 2011 ($254.99) Like Imperium, FrontAccounting is Web-based and includes some ERP functionality. It prides itself on being powerful, yet simple. Operating System: OS Independent

3. TurboCASH Replaces QuickBooks Pro ($229.95), Sage Peachtree Complete Accounting 2011 ($254.99) This small business accounting package offers many similar features to QuickBooks and Sage. It tracks up to 10 bank accounts, 999 sets of books, 12000 accounts, 40000 debtors and creditors, and 64000 stock items. Operating System: Windows

4. XIWA Replaces QuickBooks Pro ($229.95), Sage Peachtree Complete Accounting 2011 ($254.99) First released in 1999, XIWA is an older accounting program for Linux only. One benefit for owners of very small businesses is that it offers the option of using double-entry accounting or not, depending on the background of the user. Operating System: Linux


Audio Recording/Editing
5. Audacity Replaces Apple LogicPro ($499), FL Studio Producer Edition ($199) Apple’s audio editor aims to let amateur musicians create professional sounding mixes—Audacity does the same thing without charging you an arm and a leg. With it you can record live audio, convert files to different formats, cut and splice tracks, change pitch and more. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

6. Frinika Replaces Apple LogicPro ($499), FL Studio Producer Edition ($199) This Java-based audio editor includes a sequencer, midi support, soft synthesizers, audio recorder, piano roll/tracker/notation editing and more. It’s billed as a “complete platform for making music with your computer.” Operating System: OS Independent

7. Linux MultiMedia Studio Replaces Apple LogicPro ($499), FL Studio Producer Edition ($199) LMMS is a music composing and mixing tool designed as an alternative to FL Studio. The name on this app is a little misleading: Although it says “MultiMedia,” it’s really an audio tool, and although it says “Linux,” it also runs on Windows. Operating System: Windows, Linux
Business Intelligence

8. Jaspersoft Replaces Oracle Business Intelligence Standard ($2,000+) The self-proclaimed “most widely used business intelligence software,” Jaspersoft products offer reporting, dashboards, analysis and data integration capabilities. The link above primarily promotes the commercial versions of the software, which include paid support. More info on the community versions can be found at JasperForge.org. Operating System: OS Independent

9. Pentaho Replaces Oracle Business Intelligence Standard ($2,000+) Pentaho likes to calls itself “the open source business intelligence leader.” It claims to reduce BI costs by 90 percent, and it’s also available on an SaaS basis. Operating System: OS Independent

10. Palo BI Suite Replaces Oracle Business Intelligence Standard ($2,000+) Palo offers planning, reporting, analysis, dashboards, consolidation and more. The community version essentially extends the capabilities of Excel or OpenOffice, while the paid premium verison adds more reporting and OLAP modules. Operating System: OS Independent

11. JMagallanes Replaces SAP Crystal Reports ($495), DBxtra ($490 and up) If you only need reporting capabilities, JMagallanes might be right for you. It leverages code from several other open source projects to create static reports, Swing pivot tables for OLAP analysis, and charts. Operating System: OS Independent

12. OpenReports Replaces SAP Crystal Reports ($495), DBxtra ($490 and up) Another Web-based reporting-only BI tool, OpenReports offers flexible scheduling, a variety of output formats, fine-grained security controls, built-in auditing and more. The paid professional version adds capabilities like dashboards, conditional scheduling, and others. Operating System: OS Independent
Business Process Management

13. ProcessMaker Replaces Oracle Business Process Analysis Suite ($10,500+) Web-based ProcessMaker helps simplify workflows with tools for modeling workflows, automatic notification, reporting and optimization. It’s available in a free community edition, a subscription-based enterprise edition or in a cloud-based version with a free trial. Operating System: Windows, Linux


CAD

14. BRL-CAD Replaces AutoCAD ($3,995.00 and up) For more than 20 years, the U.S. military has used BRL-CAD for solid modeling. Key features include interactive 3D solid geometry editing, high-performance ray-tracing support, network-distributed framebuffer support, image and signal-processing tools, path-tracing and photon mapping support, a system performance analysis benchmark suite, an embedded scripting interface, and more. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X, others.

15. Archimedes Replaces AutoCAD ($3,995.00 and up) Designed for architects, Archimedes is a Java-based CAD program with a fairly minimal feature set. Note that this is different than the GNU Archimedes program for semiconductor design and testing. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X
Customer Relationship Management

16. Sugar Community Edition Replaces Sage ACT! ($229.99 and up), Microsoft Dynamics Used by companies like Coca-Cola, Avis, Chevrolet and thousands of others, SugarCRM includes sales and marketing support, e-mail integration, reporting, mobility and support for social networking. In addition to the open source community edition, it’s available in a variety of on-premise and cloud-based paid editions. Operating System: OS Independent


Database

17. MySQL Replaces Microsoft SQL Server Standard ($7,171 per processor) Calling itself the “world’s most popular open source database,” Oracle-owned MySQL’s customers include Yahoo!, LinkedIn, Alcatel-Lucent, Google, Nokia, YouTube, Craigslist, Sears and Zappos.com. In addition to the free download, it’s also available in supported standard, enterprise and cluster carrier-grade editions which are priced per server. Operating System: Windows, Linux, Unix, OS X

18. Firebird Replaces Microsoft SQL Server Standard ($7,171 per processor) Going on 30 years old, Firebird boasts “excellent concurrency, high performance, and powerful language support for stored procedures and triggers.” This community-based project isn’t owned by any commercial entity, but you can get paid support from a variety of third-party partners. Operating System: Windows, Linux, Unix, OS X, Solaris

19.Kexi Replaces Microsoft Office Access 2010 ($139.95), FileMaker Pro 11 ($299) Calling itself “a long-awaited competitor for programs like MS Access or Filemaker,” KDE’s Kexi offers a set of features similar to both applications. Those features include tools for importing files from spreadsheets, Access, CSV files, MySQL or PostgreSQL or for exporting to CSV files, MySQL or PostgreSQL. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X


Desktop Publishing

20. Scribus Replaces InDesign CS5 ($699), QuarkXPress($799)
Suitable for professional graphic designers and other artists, Scribus includes features like color separations, CMYK and spot color support, ICC color management, and support for the latest PDF formats. Commercial support is not available, but a wealth of documentation is available both online and in book format. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X


Development Tools

21. KDevelop Replaces Microsoft Visual Studio 2010 Professional with MSDN ($1,199.00) KDE’s integrated development environment (IDE) includes a source code editor, project managers, GUI designer, front ends for the GNU Compiler Collection and GNU Debugger, and more. It offers code completion for C/C++, as well as some support for Perl, Python, PHP, Java, Fortran, Ruby, Ada, Pascal, SQL, and Bash. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

22. MonoDevelop Replaces Microsoft Visual Studio 2010 Professional with MSDN ($1,199.00) Designed for .NET developers, this IDE from Novell makes it easier to create C# applications for multiple platforms. It also supports Java, Boo, Visual Basic.NET, Oxygene, CIL, Python, Vala, C and C++. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

23. SharpDevelop Replaces Microsoft Visual Studio 2010 Professional with MSDN ($1,199.00) Like MonoDevelop, SharpDevelop (or #develop) was created as an alternative to Visual Studio for Microsoft’s .NET platform. It supports C#, VB.NET and Boo. Operating System: Windows

24. Open BlueDragon Replaces Adobe ColdFusion 9 ($1,299) If you’d like to create Web apps using the ColdFusion Markup Language (CFML), but don’t want to spend thousands of dollars on your development tool, Open BlueDragon gives you an open source option. It describes itself as “the world’s first truly open source GPL Java and Google App Engine CFML runtime.” Operating System: Windows, Linux


E-mail/Collaboration/Groupware

 25. Zimbra Replaces Microsoft Exchange ($699 and up) Humbly calling itself “the most capable open source email and collaboration suite available today,” Zimbra supports e-mail, shared calendar, shared contacts and document sharing. It works with most e-mail clients (including Outlook, Thunderbird or the Zimbra client), and it’s also available in commercially supported versions. Operating System: Linux, Unix, OS X

26. Citadel Replaces Microsoft Exchange ($699 and up) Citadel offers Web-based e-mail, calendar, contacts, bulletin boards, IM, wiki, chat and more. The full version is available for free or you can purchase the hosted service. Operating System: Linux


Enterprise Resource Planning (ERP)

27. OpenERP Replaces Microsoft Dynamics, SAP This full-featured app includes modules for CRM, accounting, point of sale, project management, warehouse management, human resources, purchasing, manufacturing, marketing, invoicing and an application builder. It’s available in a free community edition, a paid enterprise edition for on-site deployment, or a subscription-based online edition. Operating System: Windows, Linux

28.Openbravo Replaces Microsoft Dynamics, SAP With more than 2 million downloads, Openbravo boasts that it is the “world’s leading Web-based open source ERP solution.” In addition to the free community version, it also comes in paid basic and professional editions that can be deployed on-site or in the cloud. Operating System: OS Independent

29.ADempiere Replaces Microsoft Dynamics, SAP This community-based app offers ERP, CRM and POS functionality. It also integrates with several other open source apps as part of a full suite that adds Web 2.0, authentication, telephony, document management, BI, intranet and data repository capabilities. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X, others

30. Phreedom Replaces Microsoft Dynamics, SAP This ERP suite is based on the PhreeBooks accounting software which is incorporated in the package. It includes contacts, inventory, payment, PhreeBooks accounting, reporting and shipping modules, and other add-on modules are also available. Operating System: OS Independent


Foreign Language

31. Step Into Chinese Replaces Rosetta Stone Chinese ($479) While it’s admittedly not as full-featured as Rosetta Stone, Step Into Chinese does include information to help you learn the characters, meanings, and pronunciation of more than 26,000 modern Chinese words and concepts. It also has a helpful flashcard feature for learning through repetition. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

32. Zkanji Replaces Rosetta Stone Japanese ($379) This Japanese learning tool includes dictionaries, a flashcard tool and stroke animations. It also has thousands of example sentences and inflection/conjugation information. Operating System: Windows.

33. ZWDisplay Replaces Rosetta Stone Chinese ($479) ZWDisplay aims to help Mandarin students become better readers of the language. It includes both English-Chinese and Chinese-English translation capabilities and a built-in flashcard app. Operating System: Linux


Gateway Security Appliances

34.Endian Firewall Community Replaces Check Point Security Gateways ($675 and up) If your small business has a good IT person, you can build your own security appliance using Endian’s community version of its software and an older PC. It includes a firewall, application-level proxies with antivirus support, e-mail virus and spam filtering, Web content filtering and a VPN. Endian also sells pre-configured appliances based on its open source software if you don’t want to build your own. Operating System: Linux

35. Untangle Replaces Check Point Security Gateways ($675 and up) Similar to Endian, Untangle can also be used to create your own security appliance, or you can purchase pre-configured appliances. It boasts the “lowest total cost of ownership of any network gateway solution on the market today” and is currently used by more than 30,000 organizations around the world. Operating System: Windows, Linux


Graphics/Drawing

36. Dia Replaces Visio Professional ($559.99) Dia describes itself as “inspired by” Microsoft Visio. Like its inspiration, it makes it easy to draw org charts, UML diagrams, flowcharts, network diagrams, and many other types of charts and diagrams. Operating System: Windows, Linux

37.Gimp Replaces Photoshop CS5 ($699) Short for “GNU Image Manipulation Program,” GIMP is a professional-quality image manipulation program that’s intuitive enough for amateurs to use. It includes a full suite of painting and image re-touching tools, layers and channels, sub-pixel sampling, quickmask, file format conversion tools, animation capabilities and much more. For the Windows version, you’ll need to download Gimp-win. Operating System: Windows, Linux

38.Inkscape Replaces Illustrator ($599), CorelDraw($399) Another tool for graphics professionals, Inkscape is a vector graphics drawing program with many advanced features. The Inkscape website also includes links to a library of open source clip art that you can use freely in your illustrations. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

39. Paint.Net Replaces Photoshop CS5 ($699) This Photoshop alternative has been described by reviewers as “impressive” and “just about perfect.” It boasts an intuitive interface, fast performance and some advanced tools like layers, special effects and unlimited history. Operating System: Windows


Mathematics

40. Sage Replaces Mathematica Professional ($1095 and up) Like Mathematica, Sage can solve a wide variety of higher-level math problems and is suitable for advanced students and researchers. You’ll get the most functionality out of it if you know the Python programming language. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

41. Genius Replaces Mathematica Professional ($1095 and up) This tool began as a simple calculator but has morphed into a powerful tool with many similar features as Mathematica (although it doesn’t have Mathematica’s full feature set). It has its own language (GEL), which can be used by researchers to create new functions. Operating System: Linux, OS X


Office Productivity

42.OpenOffice.org Replaces Microsoft Office ($499) This alternative to Microsoft Office includes word processor (Writer), spreadsheet (Calc), presentation (Impress), graphics (Draw), math/science notation (Math) and database (Base) software. It both reads and writes to Microsoft Office formats, making collaboration easy. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

43.LibreOffice Replaces Microsoft Office ($499) LibreOffice is a community fork of OpenOffice.org. It has all the same capabilities as OpenOffice.org, plus a few new features all its own. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

44. KOffice Replaces Microsoft Office ($499) KDE’s office suite includes KWord (word processing), KCells (spreadsheets), Showcase (presentations), Kivio (diagrams and flowcharts) and Artwork (vector graphics). The interface is quite a bit different than Microsoft Office’s, but it is still easy to use. Operating System: Windows, Linux

45.NeoOffice Replaces Microsoft Office ($499) In 2003, there was no version of OpenOffice.org for Macs, so the NeoOffice team created one. Even though OpenOffice.org and LibreOffice now offer versions for OS X, development has continued on NeoOffice, and it offers very stable operation and some Mac-specific features that aren’t found in the other suites. Operating System: OS X, iOS
Operating System

46.Ubuntu Replaces Windows 7 Professional ($299.99) Canonical’s Ubuntu has become one of the most popular Linux distributions. It’s very easy for Linux newbies to learn, and it comes in desktop, server and cloud versions.

47. Fedora Replaces Windows 7 Professional ($299.99) Fedora offers a community-supported (free) version of Linux that’s very similar to and managed byRedHat. Critics have called it an “amazingly rock-solid operating system.”

48. openSUSE. Replaces Windows 7 Professional ($299.99) This is the free version of Novell’s SUSE. It comes in both desktop and server versions, and you can find a great deal of documentation and support online.

49.Debian Replaces Windows 7 Professional ($299.99) Debian is the foundation for many other Linux distributions, including Ubuntu. In addition to the core operating system, it includes 29,000 packages of open source software for a wide variety of purposes.


PDF Tools

50.PDFCreator Replaces Adobe Acrobat X Standard ($299) This helpful app lets you create a PDF file from virtually any Windows program. It also creates PNG, JPG, TIFF, BMP, PCX, PS and EPS files as well. Operating System: Windows

 
Point of Sale

51. Openbravo POS Replaces QuickBooks Point of Sale Basic ($999.95), AccuPOS ($745 and up) Openbravo’s POS offering integrates with its ERP software. It’s designed to work with touchscreens and includes master data management, warehouse management, reporting and restaurant management capabilities. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

52. Lemon POS Replaces QuickBooks Point of Sale Basic ($999.95), AccuPOS ($745 and up) Designed for small or micro businesses, Lemon POS offers an easy-to-use interface, a price checker, search capabilities, and more. It can run multiple terminals from a single server and it includes role-based permissions and other security features. Operating System: Linux


Project Management

53. Dotproject Replaces Microsoft Project Professional ($865.95 and up) This eleven-year-old Microsoft Project alternative takes a Web-based approach to project management. Key features include a clean interface, e-mail based trouble/ticket system, hierarchical task lists, discussion forums, and more. Operating System: Windows, Linux

54. GanttProject Replaces Microsoft Project Professional ($865.95 and up), Primavera P6 Professional Project Management ($2,500) While it isn’t as full-featured as Project or Primavera, GanttProject does a good job of scheduling tasks, assigning resources and creating Gantt and PERT charts. It reads and writes Microsoft Project files. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

55. Onepoint Project Replaces Microsoft Project Professional ($865.95 and up), Primavera P6 Professional Project Management ($2,500) Onepoint aims to combine a powerful set of features with an easy-to-use interface. It’s available in a variety of editions: Basic and open editions are available with a free, open source license. Professional, master, group, and enterprise editions require a paid, commercial license. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

56. OpenProj Replaces Microsoft Project Professional ($865.95 and up), Primavera P6 Professional Project Management ($2,500) Downloaded millions of times, OpenProj is very similar to Microsoft Project and can open both Project and Primavera files. It hasn’t been updated in a while and the former Web site is no longer functional, but you can still download the files from SourceForge. Operating System: Windows, Linux, Unix, OS X

57. openXprocess Replaces Microsoft Project Professional ($865.95 and up), Primavera P6 Professional Project Management ($2,500) This unique app combines project management capabilities with process improvement and resource management capabilities, and it includes special features for development teams using Agile or Scrum methodologies. Like most of the others in this category, it can also import Microsoft Project files. Operating System: Windows, Linux

58. ]project-open[ Replaces Microsoft Project Professional ($865.95 and up), Primavera P6 Professional Project Management ($2,500) Used by more than 1,000 companies around the world, project-open (or “po”) combines ERP and project management functionality. The core modules are free, but additional modules and support require a fee. Operating System: Windows, Linux


Screenplay Writing

59. Celtx Replaces Final Draft ($299) If you have a great idea for a movie or a TV show, Celtx can help you format your screenplay properly, storyboard scenes and sequences, sketch setups, develop characters, breakdown and tag elements, schedule productions, and more. According to its owners, it’s “the world’s first all-in-one media pre-production system.” Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X


Video Tools

60. Blender Replaces AutoDesk Maya ($3,495) Blender offers professional-level 3D animation capabilities. Check out the gallery on the website to see some truly impressive artwork created with this open source tool. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

61. Cinelerra Replaces Adobe Premiere Pro CS5 ($799) Cinelerra invites movie makers to “unleash the 50,000 watt flamethrower of content creation in your UNIX box.” It offers professional-quality audio and video compositing and editing. The link above takes you to the corporate-owned project, but there is also a community fork at Cinelerra.org. Operating System: Linux

62. OpenShot Video Editor Replaces Adobe Premiere Pro CS5 ($799) Another Linux-only video editor, OpenShot offers features like multiple tracks, video transitions, compositing and overlays, 3D titles, rotoscoping and more. It also includes features that make it easy to upload your videos to YouTube. Operating System: Linux

63. Kdenlive Replaces Adobe Premiere Pro CS5 ($799) Kdenlive is a video editing tool designed to meet the needs of both amateurs and professionals. It claims to be “the most versatile video editor available today.” Operating System: Linux, OS X

64. Avidemux Replaces Adobe Premiere Pro CS5 ($799) While Avidemux isn’t quite a full-featured as some of the other video editors on our list, it’s good for simple cutting, filtering and encoding tasks. If you’re looking for a basic, free video editor that works on Windows, this is a good choice. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X


Web Site Design

65. Kompozer Replaces Adobe Dreamweaver ($399), Microsoft Expression Studio 4 Web Professional ($149) Designed to make website design as easy as possible, Kompozer offers an intuitive WYSIWYG editor, clean coding tools and integrated file management. Other features include a tabbed interface and support for CSS, JavaScript and XML. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

66. Bluefish Replaces Adobe Dreamweaver ($399), Microsoft Expression Studio 4 Web Professional ($149) For Web designers who are more comfortable writing code, Bluefish offers exceptionally fast performance. It comes with an auto-completion feature that supports CSS, CFML, HTML, HTML5, XHTML, Java, JavaScript, PHP, Ruby, Python, SQL, XML and other programming languages. Operating System: Windows, Linux, OS X

67. SeaMonkey Replaces Adobe Dreamweaver ($399), Microsoft Expression Studio 4 Web Professional ($149) This unique app combines a Web browser, e-mail, chat and a feedreader with an HTML editor. It’s based on Mozilla code, so it should feel familiar to FireFox users. Operating System: Windows, Linux

Monday, October 29, 2012

Android Secret Codes

Android is going to be very popular now these days.Android market provides wide range of applications for fulfill all your needs.As a Android user all you need to know about Android OS. So here i m sharing with you some secret code. This code helps you to access some hidden option which are generally not given as default.Plz use this code carefully because if you are unaware of these advanced settings then it may be harmful for your phone.

*#*#7780#*#*   - This code is used for factory restore setting.This will remove google account setting and System and application data and settings.

*2767*3855#   -  This code is used for factory format, and will remove all files and settings including the internal memory storage. It will also reinstall the firmware.

*#*#4636#*#*   - This code show information about your phone and battery.

*#*#273283*255*663282*#*#*    - This code opens a File copy screen where you can backup your media files e.g. Images, Sound, Video and Voice memo.

*#*#197328640#*#*    -  This code can be used to enter into Service mode. You can run various tests and change settings in the service mode.

*#*#7594#*#*   -  This code enable your "End call / Power" button into direct poweroff button without asking for selecting any option(silent mode, aeroplane and poweroff).

*#*#8255#*#*  -  This code can be used to launch GTalk Service Monitor.

*#*#34971539#*#*    -  This code is used to get camera information.Plz avoid update camera firmware option.


WLAN, GPS and Bluetooth Test Codes:

*#*#232339#*#* OR *#*#526#*#* OR *#*#528#*#*   -  WLAN test (Use “Menu” button to start various tests).

*#*#232338#*#*    -  Shows WiFi MAC address.

*#*#1472365#*#*    -  GPS test.

*#*#1575#*#*    -  Another GPS test.

*#*#232331#*#*   -  Bluetooth test.

*#*#232337#*#    -  Shows Bluetooth device address.


Codes to launch various Factory Tests:

*#*#0842#*#*   - Device test (Vibration test and BackLight test)

*#*#0588#*#*    - Proximity sensor test

*#*#0*#*#*    -  LCD test

*#*#2664#*#*   -  Touch screen test

*#*#2663#*#*    -  Touch screen version

*#*#0283#*#*   -  Packet Loopback

*#*#0673#*#* OR *#*#0289#*#*    -  Melody test

*#*#3264#*#*    -  RAM version


Code for firmware version information.

 *#*#1111#*#*   -  FTA SW Version

*#*#2222#*#*   - FTA HW Version

*#*#44336#*#* - PDA, Phone, CSC, Build Time, Changelist number

*#*#4986*2650468#*#*   - PDA, Phone, H/W, RFCallDate

*#*#1234#*#*  - PDA and Phone
 
Keep Trying  :)

Friday, September 21, 2012

Subject: 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Lesson 1:


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.


Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.



After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"



The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.


Lesson 3:


A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."


"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.


"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."


Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4:


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure , why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson 5:


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Lesson 6:


A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!



Top 250 movies, best rated, ever!

RankRatingTitleVotes
1.9.2The Shawshank Redemption (1994)830,821
2.9.2The Godfather (1972)609,315
3.9.0The Godfather: Part II (1974)388,712
4.8.9Pulp Fiction (1994)649,531
5.8.9The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)256,240
6.8.912 Angry Men (1957)204,404
7.8.9Schindler's List (1993)432,196
8.8.9The Dark Knight (2008)809,743
9.8.8The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)588,573
10.8.8Fight Club (1999)634,539
11.8.8Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)418,855
12.8.8One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)350,177
13.8.7The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)611,624
14.8.7Inception (2010)629,818
15.8.7Goodfellas (1990)367,707
16.8.7Star Wars (1977)470,292
17.8.7Seven Samurai (1954)136,041
18.8.7The Matrix (1999)607,775
19.8.7City of God (2002)274,158
20.8.7Forrest Gump (1994)537,136
21.8.7The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)527,490
22.8.7Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)117,037
23.8.6Casablanca (1942)232,628
24.8.6Se7en (1995)482,787
25.8.6The Silence of the Lambs (1991)405,212
26.8.6Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)360,603
27.8.6The Usual Suspects (1995)393,282
28.8.6The Dark Knight Rises (2012)380,354
29.8.6Rear Window (1954)173,986
30.8.6Psycho (1960)215,341
31.8.6It's a Wonderful Life (1946)147,701
32.8.6Léon: The Professional (1994)353,031
33.8.6Sunset Blvd. (1950)78,978
34.8.6Memento (2000)443,451
35.8.5American History X (1998)382,881
36.8.5Apocalypse Now (1979)252,026
37.8.5Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)383,477
38.8.5Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)211,311
39.8.5Saving Private Ryan (1998)430,695
40.8.5North by Northwest (1959)128,648
41.8.5Alien (1979)285,780
42.8.5City Lights (1931)48,686
43.8.5Spirited Away (2001)183,838
44.8.5Citizen Kane (1941)184,999
45.8.5The Shining (1980)293,991
46.8.5Modern Times (1936)60,864
47.8.5American Beauty (1999)446,417
48.8.5Taxi Driver (1976)255,818
49.8.5Vertigo (1958)131,876
50.8.5Toy Story 3 (2010)240,273
51.8.4The Pianist (2002)227,127
52.8.4The Departed (2006)425,720
53.8.4Back to the Future (1985)335,827
54.8.4M (1931)57,299
55.8.4Paths of Glory (1957)64,853
56.8.4Double Indemnity (1944)54,554
57.8.4Aliens (1986)262,076
58.8.4Life Is Beautiful (1997)180,972
59.8.4WALL·E (2008)330,548
60.8.4The Lives of Others (2006)130,579
61.8.4A Clockwork Orange (1971)288,334
62.8.4Amélie (2001)283,696
63.8.4To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)118,413
64.8.4Lawrence of Arabia (1962)108,224
65.8.4Gladiator (2000)467,974
66.8.4The Green Mile (1999)342,664
67.8.4The Prestige (2006)376,135
68.8.4Reservoir Dogs (1992)328,488
69.8.4The Great Dictator (1940)60,485
70.8.4Das Boot (1981)98,276
71.8.4Requiem for a Dream (2000)300,971
72.8.4The Third Man (1949)68,727
73.8.4Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)349,401
74.8.4The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)46,276
75.8.4The Intouchables (2011)87,235
76.8.3Chinatown (1974)118,724
77.8.3Cinema Paradiso (1988)72,613
78.8.3L.A. Confidential (1997)241,247
79.8.3Once Upon a Time in America (1984)115,660
80.8.3Full Metal Jacket (1987)243,346
81.8.3Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)220,586
82.8.3Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)326,786
83.8.3The Lion King (1994)271,881
84.8.3Braveheart (1995)382,195
85.8.3Some Like It Hot (1959)98,467
86.8.3Singin' in the Rain (1952)81,014
87.8.3Oldboy (2003)167,038
88.8.3Amadeus (1984)146,861
89.8.3Metropolis (1927)60,899
90.8.3Rashomon (1950)57,168
91.8.3Bicycle Thieves (1948)45,027
92.8.3Unforgiven (1992)153,793
93.8.3All About Eve (1950)48,205
94.8.32001: A Space Odyssey (1968)226,632
95.8.3The Apartment (1960)56,800
96.8.3Raging Bull (1980)132,095
97.8.3The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)84,967
98.8.3The Sting (1973)95,954
99.8.3Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)268,113
100.8.3Princess Mononoke (1997)106,347
101.8.3The Avengers (2012)355,535
102.8.3A Separation (2011)63,349
103.8.3Die Hard (1988)307,515
104.8.3Pan's Labyrinth (2006)249,086
105.8.3Downfall (2004)133,647
106.8.3Batman Begins (2005)470,291
107.8.3Witness for the Prosecution (1957)28,208
108.8.3Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)46,043
109.8.3Grave of the Fireflies (1988)57,958
110.8.3The Great Escape (1963)90,916
111.8.3Inglourious Basterds (2009)366,420
112.8.3Yojimbo (1961)41,573
113.8.3For a Few Dollars More (1965)74,635
114.8.3Up (2009)268,013
115.8.3Snatch. (2000)302,803
116.8.3The Elephant Man (1980)90,126
117.8.3On the Waterfront (1954)57,571
118.8.2The Seventh Seal (1957)59,971
119.8.2The Maltese Falcon (1941)69,037
120.8.2Heat (1995)233,572
121.8.2Toy Story (1995)279,927
122.8.2Gran Torino (2008)270,254
123.8.2Rebecca (1940)50,067
124.8.2The General (1926)28,809
125.8.2Blade Runner (1982)269,365
126.8.2Wild Strawberries (1957)33,359
127.8.2Fargo (1996)235,225
128.8.2Touch of Evil (1958)44,645
129.8.2The Big Lebowski (1998)276,252
130.8.2The Kid (1921)26,293
131.8.2Ran (1985)46,770
132.8.2Scarface (1983)264,943
133.8.2Cool Hand Luke (1967)68,876
134.8.2The Deer Hunter (1978)132,458
135.8.2Sin City (2005)378,867
136.8.2Strangers on a Train (1951)51,466
137.8.2The Gold Rush (1925)33,020
138.8.2Jaws (1975)212,576
139.8.2No Country for Old Men (2007)316,279
140.8.2It Happened One Night (1934)35,800
141.8.1Hotel Rwanda (2004)144,729
142.8.1High Noon (1952)47,560
143.8.1The Sixth Sense (1999)379,475
144.8.1Platoon (1986)165,200
145.8.1Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)217,076
146.8.1Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)84,310
147.8.1The Thing (1982)139,363
148.8.1The Wizard of Oz (1939)153,560
149.8.1Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)370,573
150.8.1Trainspotting (1996)242,332
151.8.1Notorious (1946)43,462
152.8.1Casino (1995)172,278
153.8.1Annie Hall (1977)101,384
154.8.1Warrior (2011/I)122,970
155.8.1The King's Speech (2010)204,694
156.8.1The Secret in Their Eyes (2009)54,364
157.8.1The Grapes of Wrath (1940)34,284
158.8.1Gone with the Wind (1939)120,681
159.8.1Into the Wild (2007)196,503
160.8.1Good Will Hunting (1997)267,454
161.8.1Black Swan (2010)277,228
162.8.1Life of Brian (1979)147,392
163.8.1The Big Sleep (1946)39,631
164.8.1Finding Nemo (2003)306,477
165.8.1How to Train Your Dragon (2010)170,022
166.8.1V for Vendetta (2005)392,649
167.8.1Donnie Darko (2001)323,343
168.8.1Ben-Hur (1959)86,771
169.8.1Network (1976)55,528
170.8.1The Night of the Hunter (1955)36,725
171.8.1The Terminator (1984)298,586
172.8.1My Neighbor Totoro (1988)63,248
173.8.1Dial M for Murder (1954)49,917
174.8.1Million Dollar Baby (2004)238,179
175.8.1Moonrise Kingdom (2012)29,240
176.8.1Stand by Me (1986)143,068
177.8.1There Will Be Blood (2007)200,921
178.8.1Groundhog Day (1993)224,105
179.8.1Dog Day Afternoon (1975)99,619
180.8.1Twelve Monkeys (1995)255,515
181.8.1Amores Perros (2000)98,070
182.8.1The Artist (2011/I)88,399
183.8.1The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)255,137
184.8.1The Graduate (1967)120,697
185.8.1Mary and Max (2009)47,492
186.8.1The 400 Blows (1959)36,967
187.8.1Gandhi (1982)84,580
188.8.1Persona (1966)28,251
189.8.1The Killing (1956)36,618
190.8.1Slumdog Millionaire (2008)326,542
191.8.08½ (1963)44,725
192.8.0The Princess Bride (1987)170,718
193.8.0Howl's Moving Castle (2004)89,792
194.8.0The Manchurian Candidate (1962)46,139
195.8.0Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966)30,720
196.8.0La Strada (1954)26,378
197.8.0The Hustler (1961)36,188
198.8.0The Wild Bunch (1969)43,011
199.8.0Stalag 17 (1953)27,971
200.8.0Rocky (1976)170,288
201.8.0Anatomy of a Murder (1959)25,169
202.8.0District 9 (2009)293,544
203.8.0A Beautiful Mind (2001)252,007
204.8.0The Exorcist (1973)170,229
205.8.0Rope (1948)51,208
206.8.0Barry Lyndon (1975)57,120
207.8.0The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)32,463
208.8.0Stalker (1979)34,330
209.8.0Ratatouille (2007)239,616
210.8.0Roman Holiday (1953)49,789
211.8.0Infernal Affairs (2002)52,188
212.8.0The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007)54,376
213.8.0The Truman Show (1998)294,633
214.8.0Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)213,532
215.8.0A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)49,749
216.8.0Ip Man (2008)56,581
217.8.0Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)405,567
218.8.0Star Trek (2009)255,423
219.8.0The Wrestler (2008)167,517
220.8.0A Fistful of Dollars (1964)61,644
221.8.0Beauty and the Beast (1991)141,303
222.8.0Rosemary's Baby (1968)81,790
223.8.0Harvey (1950)30,951
224.8.0Monsters, Inc. (2001)238,913
225.8.0Bringing Up Baby (1938)29,876
226.8.0In the Name of the Father (1993)45,342
227.8.0All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)31,440
228.8.0Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)39,576
229.8.0Shadow of a Doubt (1943)29,088
230.8.0Nosferatu (1922)42,816
231.8.0Manhattan (1979)61,138
232.8.0Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003)32,001
233.8.0Rain Man (1988)199,589
234.8.0La Haine (1995)47,181
235.8.0Shutter Island (2010)312,312
236.8.0Mystic River (2003)200,652
237.8.0Let the Right One In (2008)110,691
238.8.0Big Fish (2003)224,761
239.8.0Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)38,458
240.8.0In the Heat of the Night (1967)30,440
241.8.0The Searchers (1956)40,012
242.8.0Castle in the Sky (1986)40,767
243.8.0The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)126,914
244.8.0The Untouchables (1987)127,468
245.8.0Rio Bravo (1959)26,761
246.8.0Papillon (1973)45,397
247.8.0King Kong (1933)48,781
248.8.0Ed Wood (1994)102,563
249.8.0La Dolce Vita (1960)27,077
250.8.0Patton (1970)53,303

The formula for calculating the Top Rated 250 Titles gives a true Bayesian estimate:
 weighted rating (WR) = (v ÷ (v+m)) × R + (m ÷ (v+m)) × C 
where:
  • R = average for the movie (mean) = (Rating)
  • v = number of votes for the movie = (votes)
  • m = minimum votes required to be listed in the Top 250 (currently 25000)
  • C = the mean vote across the whole report (currently 7.1)

for the Top 250, only votes from regular voters are considered.